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mother nature won yesterday in the battle of my bathing suit top vs atlantic ocean. and the prize? all of the 83rd street harvey cedars beach-goers got to see my boobs. thank goodness they're cute and perky (at least that is what my mom said).
after talking up my love of the rough ocean with its pulling currents and smashing waves, my friend kristen and i get into some of the roughest ocean water i've ever been in. barely in deep, we were struggling to stay afloat when my suit came untied. laughing and slightly out of breath from all the staying afloat, i tried to get to where i could stand to fix my bathing suit.
a wave came crashing down, yanking me under. a mouthful of salt water and body crevices of sand later, i came choking to the surface, not giving a damn about my bathing suit top. i struggled to shallow water, white headlights of boob flashing. i could see my mom laughing 50 feet away.
at least my defeat made good dinner conversation. and probably at more than just my house.
after talking up my love of the rough ocean with its pulling currents and smashing waves, my friend kristen and i get into some of the roughest ocean water i've ever been in. barely in deep, we were struggling to stay afloat when my suit came untied. laughing and slightly out of breath from all the staying afloat, i tried to get to where i could stand to fix my bathing suit.
a wave came crashing down, yanking me under. a mouthful of salt water and body crevices of sand later, i came choking to the surface, not giving a damn about my bathing suit top. i struggled to shallow water, white headlights of boob flashing. i could see my mom laughing 50 feet away.
at least my defeat made good dinner conversation. and probably at more than just my house.
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