internet blogging hero

so while i love all my blogging friends, my secret blog obsession is the Nerve Blog-A-Log. They have about 6 people blogging about their dating lives. I don't care about 5 of them, but GirlGoneMad is the funniest person on the Internet.

I, and presumably her other obsessed readers, want to make her a best friend. You know the funny, caustic one who makes great jokes and uses curse words gratitiously when making astute observations about life in the smokest dive bar you can find.

I've been meaning to tell everyone to go read her, and today she has forever endeared herself to me with this.

"Offshoring (off-SHOR-ring) – The practice of outsourcing your love life to New Jersey, where boys will work harder for less pussy because they know they’re geographically undesirable. Usage: GirlGoneMad used to pass on Jersey guys because she’s lazy about taking the train, but now that she’s offshoring she’s knee-deep in quality ass."

I <3 GirlGoneMad. You will too. Try it.

*end gushing and goes back to regularly scheduled random blog posts about significantly less interesting life*