Promise Keeper

So last night, over IM, Sean and I were discussing my hateful cursing of Apple that is just a few inches below here.

Sean was highly entertained by the idea of me strapping a record player to my shorts. He took, um, some liberties with that statement in his envisioning such a thing. I told him that if made me some art work, I'd post it. Looking at the emailed attachments this morning, I immediately regretted it, but a promise is a promise. So here is the most embarrassing thing I've posted yet, courtesy Sean's twisted, but hilarious imagination.