The story of a backpack
Last week, Amber and I went hiking in the Greenbelt. It was sunny, warm and picturesque. Amber ran around off-leash, swam, and went exploring up some steep, steep hill. I walked on the pretty, quiet trails. I often find the Greenbelt magical, and I wished I had my camera.
So I went straight to Whole Earth Provisions, sweaty and sniffling, to buy a new backpack so I could carry my camera. I have a collection of crappy packs that I hate because they are really uncomfortable. So I upgraded to a North Face that was on sale.
Saturday, I went hiking again armed with a backpack, camera, food, and water. Jacob and Marley came along with us. It was beautiful out, the dogs exhausted themselves, I took lots of pictures, and Jacob and I had a good time catching up.
I've been delightfully reveling in the crazy warm weather I've had with my time off, and figured I should explore some of Texas while I am at it. I've been here 4 years and haven't ventured very far from Austin. So I picked Mustang Island State Park, a beach outside Corpus Christi where camping is allowed.
My favorite place to be is looking at the ocean, feet curled into the sand, with salty air blowing my hair. The ocean settles and calms me.
Dan decided to call in sick and come with me. So Monday morning, we loaded our dogs and our gear into Dan's ridiculously fast sports car with the fin I am constantly compelled to make fun of, and headed south.
The drive was full of sing-along cheesy 80s pop songs, a stop for food in a town whose population matched my tiny, tiny high school, and uninteresting landscape.
We drove up the deserted beach, an act that will get you thrown in jail never to be seen again down the shore (ie. the beaches in NJ). Amber jumped out of the car and ran up and down the beach. She loved it and rolled around in sand like she was thrilled to be home.
The beach was beautiful. We set up camp, took a long walk and watched my dog fail repeatedly to catch birds. I piled clothes on as the sun went down and the wind picked up, concerned that the weather report lied and it was going to drop significantly below the 54 degrees it promised. We lit a fire that I stood on top of to warm my butt, and cracked open the whiskey.
The fire grew, the wind disappeared, I got to take off my hat and gloves. We bullshitted by the fire, watched the rising moon and enjoyed our cocktails. Dan switched to vodka. We met other campers, who came to hang with us for a while. Some shots were consumed. Dan got very, very drunk.
What does the backpack have to do with this story, you wonder. It was the lucky receptacle of Dan's puke. He threw up in the tent in my backpack. Apparently, he's still learning to hold his liquor.
Morning came. My plots to kill Dan dissolved with the rising sun, apologies, and dumbfoundedness about the Events That Lead Up to and Included Puking.
I napped on the beach and got a farmer's tan from my t-shirt. It was gorgeous out again. I laughed hard many times at Dan. He cleaned out my backpack enough so that I could stand to go near it. Nothing like a friend's pain and humiliation to make an unpleasant experience fucking hilarious.
We got greasy food for lunch, and headed back to Austin. Both a little tired. Me from lack of sleep and Dan from his raging hangover.
My backpack is hanging outside on my deck, drying from its numerous washings. Prognosis for smell-free recovery is not looking good. Which means that Dan and I have matching backpacks when he gets me a new one and I give him the Sour one.
So I went straight to Whole Earth Provisions, sweaty and sniffling, to buy a new backpack so I could carry my camera. I have a collection of crappy packs that I hate because they are really uncomfortable. So I upgraded to a North Face that was on sale.
Saturday, I went hiking again armed with a backpack, camera, food, and water. Jacob and Marley came along with us. It was beautiful out, the dogs exhausted themselves, I took lots of pictures, and Jacob and I had a good time catching up.
I've been delightfully reveling in the crazy warm weather I've had with my time off, and figured I should explore some of Texas while I am at it. I've been here 4 years and haven't ventured very far from Austin. So I picked Mustang Island State Park, a beach outside Corpus Christi where camping is allowed.
My favorite place to be is looking at the ocean, feet curled into the sand, with salty air blowing my hair. The ocean settles and calms me.
Dan decided to call in sick and come with me. So Monday morning, we loaded our dogs and our gear into Dan's ridiculously fast sports car with the fin I am constantly compelled to make fun of, and headed south.
The drive was full of sing-along cheesy 80s pop songs, a stop for food in a town whose population matched my tiny, tiny high school, and uninteresting landscape.
We drove up the deserted beach, an act that will get you thrown in jail never to be seen again down the shore (ie. the beaches in NJ). Amber jumped out of the car and ran up and down the beach. She loved it and rolled around in sand like she was thrilled to be home.
The beach was beautiful. We set up camp, took a long walk and watched my dog fail repeatedly to catch birds. I piled clothes on as the sun went down and the wind picked up, concerned that the weather report lied and it was going to drop significantly below the 54 degrees it promised. We lit a fire that I stood on top of to warm my butt, and cracked open the whiskey.
The fire grew, the wind disappeared, I got to take off my hat and gloves. We bullshitted by the fire, watched the rising moon and enjoyed our cocktails. Dan switched to vodka. We met other campers, who came to hang with us for a while. Some shots were consumed. Dan got very, very drunk.
What does the backpack have to do with this story, you wonder. It was the lucky receptacle of Dan's puke. He threw up in the tent in my backpack. Apparently, he's still learning to hold his liquor.
Morning came. My plots to kill Dan dissolved with the rising sun, apologies, and dumbfoundedness about the Events That Lead Up to and Included Puking.
I napped on the beach and got a farmer's tan from my t-shirt. It was gorgeous out again. I laughed hard many times at Dan. He cleaned out my backpack enough so that I could stand to go near it. Nothing like a friend's pain and humiliation to make an unpleasant experience fucking hilarious.
We got greasy food for lunch, and headed back to Austin. Both a little tired. Me from lack of sleep and Dan from his raging hangover.
My backpack is hanging outside on my deck, drying from its numerous washings. Prognosis for smell-free recovery is not looking good. Which means that Dan and I have matching backpacks when he gets me a new one and I give him the Sour one.

